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Mad Mandy Moans
Sunday 24 June 2012
Thursday 14 June 2012
MAD MANDY ON RATHLIN
Yours
truly madly has found her spiritual home. I can’t believe that I have lived on
the doorstep all my life and only went to Rathlin Island recently. It’s so
wonderful I want to up sticks and go live there. The Lord Belmont and I stayed
at the Manor House licensed guesthouse for two nights.
On
day one we were on our way out to explore and bird watch and the MM said let’s
stop in the Auld Kitchen for a quickie. I blame Darren for what happened next.
We had a snifter and the conversation was so good we had another, and another,
and possibly another lol. There’s an auld saying, ones too many and twos not
enough. Hic.
I
don’t remember staggering to McCuaig’s but I recall being made very welcome
there as well. We met Bert the Puffin Bus Man and Noel who turns his hand to
anything. On our way back to the Manor the sea called to me and I stripped down
to my bra and pants and went for a swim. It was a scary sight for everyone but it
has to be legendary stuff. The water is so clean and clear; evident by the fact
that seals have made a home there. Pity I got sand in my pants. Tim stepped
back rather than get splashed. Named and shamed boyo. Good job I’m buoyant.
Thanks for running a bath for me to stop the teeth shattering dude.
The
Manor is an old house, not a 5* hotel, so do not expect Egyptian cotton sheets
or en suite facilities. What it lacks in luxury it makes up for in hospitality
and gastronomic delight. Willie is the most talented chef. He serves up food to
die for. Tim and I shared homemade soup, goat’s cheese and beetroot salad, a
lobster thermadore and baked salmon polished off with a chocolate pudding that
we couldn’t finish because we were stuffed.
Tim
had the fry up for breakfast and I had the Eggs Benedict with Davy’s free range
duck egg. I’m not normally a breakfast person but it was so delicious I ate the
lot.
After
breakfast on Thursday we actually took the Puffin Bus driven by the brave and
capable Patricia to the RSPB centre. The roads are narrow and winding. Well
done Babe. I had the heebie geebies when we went down to the lighthouse viewing
point as I have no head for heights but it was so amazing. Johnny had the
telescopes set up for us and I was so moved to see the antics of the birds that
I was close to blubbing. They mate for life.
Please support the RSPB peeps. When you sign up you get a welcome pack
second to none and it’s a fantastic gift for children. It rained cats and dogs
and we were soaked but had a great time anyway.
We
had the “Tapas” in the bar in the evening and once again it was delicious. More
than Tapas … a medley of delights. My mouth is watering at the thought of the
food.
The
Rathlin Islanders are so friendly and laid back. And so are the lads and lasses
who “blow in” for the season to work. They are all welcoming and can’t do
enough for travellers. It’s like joining one big happy family. No
pretentiousness ... Just home grown friendliness.
We
met some wonderful folk. I fell in love with the handsome and very tall
Colorado. Gregg’s ancestor emigrated from Rathlin to the US of A and I know he
would be proud that his great great grandson has done good and come back to
visit. If only I weren’t married and were taller and younger I would have given
that man a spin round the dance floor. Trevor and Johanna had the sense to
bring a big brolly. The three of them did some walking and clearly have stamina
because Rathlin has steep hills that I sure couldn’t climb but the views are
fabulous and make the effort worth it.
So
back to the Manor where we meet more lovely peeps. NIE were doing an upgrade
and the electricity was off all day. Many locals came to have a meal. Mark lit
the fire. I can still smell the wonderful aroma of turf. Peter
took pictures with an awesome camera and Sarah got the guitar out and played
and sang. She is one of the famous Black family. It was grand stuff. GO VISIT
Thursday 31 May 2012
NHS in Crisis
MAD MANDY MOANS
National Health Service
With all the talk about doctors going on strike it's ironic
that I had reason to go to Causeway Trust A&E on the evening of 30 May. I
guess I'd hit the floor harder than I thought when I fainted during the bus tour
the week before. Yours truly painfully can't sit or lay down in comfort, moan,
moan. Normally I am a game old bird and soldier on regardless, but this is a new
and prolonged period of pure agony.
Anyway, the waiting room soon began to fill up with peeps in
need. We started comparing injuries to pass the time. I diagnosed that Gary from
Eurospar in Ballycastle could well lose his leg from the knee down and tutted
and shook my head at Jades arm while mumbling, " That's not good, oh dear, I
don't like the sound of that". The wee Eejit went for a "dander" from Dunloy to
Ballycastle in the sun. She is the most beautiful strawberry blonde. Sympathy
was in short supply for the wee honey. I thought I was bad to the bone Jade but
that mammy is better and great craic. I bet she used to stick pins in you to
wake you up in the morning lol. It's our coping mechanism ... Make light of
things while inside you are really scared. If we didn't laugh we'd cry Babe.
Chris was clearly in pain after having fallen off a ladder and Doctor Moan
diagnosed a broken rib with the potential of fluid seeping into the lung. Ring
me Chris so I can tell you a good joke to tickle that broken bone.
There were sports injuries and all sorts being put in a
holding pattern. I don't know why they didn't give me a stethoscope and let me
loose. I've always wanted to hear the sound of the innards. Joking apart I hope
you peeps are gonna be ok. I wish I'd had my camera so we could have taken pics
and sent them to causeway for the hell of it. It would be great to have a timer
in the background. I commented that you are more likely to die of old age
waiting to be seen than from the injury you sustained. Now there's a thing to
consider.
It was very distressing for the parents with young children.
There really is nothing of interest for the kids and they get tired and cranky
and cry. Those parents are having a bad enough time coping without an
inconsolable child to contend with. I believe I speak for everyone in the
waiting area when I say we would have gladly given up our slot to let those kids
go first. They eventually did take them.
We practically whooped for joy when we were called to triage
only to have our hopes of being seen anytime soon dashed. After four hours and a
panic stricken husband calling from home I realised I was not going to be seen
the right side of midnight and had no choice but go home. The nurse apologised
and said there was only one doctor on duty. What happened to the time sensitive
targets the government introduced?
Call me a cynic. I suspect the trust are deliberately running
down A&E so it can be closed for good. We, the people have to ask questions
... And soon. The Causeway Hospital has a large catchment area that swells in
university term time and again in the summer holiday period. What guarantees are
there that Antrim Area can cope? What about the Ambulance Service? Those peeps
are the heart and soul of getting emergencies to hospital in timely fashion. The
Paramedics are the front line troops who save lives on the scene ... As long as
they have the means to do so. They are so under valued because after they safe a
life they deliver us to hospital and have no more contact. I for one would love
to meet my rescuers and thank them properly. After I was delivered to Antrim
Area I got a real shock. The staff were run ragged. They were hindered by drug
addicts and drunks and it was heartbreaking to see. When I was admitted I felt
like a fraud because they had worse off to deal with. I can't praise the staff
in Antrim enough. It's not fair the way those dedicated carers are being
targeted while our tax is being used to bail out banks that are still awarding
bonuses for screwing us.
Speak up my dears. No point crying when it's too
late.
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Friday 25 May 2012
SPOT THE IDIOT
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Wednesday 16 May 2012
Give My Heed Peace (Sorry)
Oh dear! Yours truly madly did it again and went on the loose
in the Big Smoke.
I started with a new hair colour called red passion. It made
me feel reckless which is not a good thing. Freaky Mandy has a problem when
it comes to train travel and I had to find a seat facing in the direction of
travel and happened upon Kelly (aka Toronto) and her squeeze James. Really nice
peeps. The kind and lovely Paul gave us a pencil so Toronto could write out a
Canadian cocktail recipe called Caesar for me. You are a great guy Paul. Thanks
mate. Hope we meet again. I then shredded pieces of the B&MTimes to give
them my phone number and email address. Just the little edges Lyle. I take the
moan to Belfast with me to show off. No one's impressed by my drivel but they
read it anyway. Go figure.
You peeps can already tell where this trip is going if
cocktail recipe's were being exchanged on the train.
I knew right away that the young man beside me would know
stuff like the train times. I was right on the button. Chris had a timetable and
was able to give info to J & K so they wouldn't get stranded. I've missed a
few trains in my time and even got off at the wrong station.
Although Chris was on his way to Botanic
to meet mates he elected to come with me instead. Brave or what?
We had lunch in the Lobby Bar of the Europa while we waited
for his Lordship. Neither of us recommend it. The food was lukewarm and soon
became cold so we didn't enjoy it at all. Anyone wanting good value and
delicious hot food should go to Brennan's across the road for lunch. I love the
seafood chowder ... It's famous. I also recommend The Crown. They do steak and
stout pies with very high puff pastry toppers. The Europa does really nice food
in the Piano Bar and the staff could not be more helpful and pleasant. I just
love Veronika and Frank. The lovely Caroline has gone back to Sweden. I'm
filling up again. I am a big blubber. I hate goodbye's. The Causerie
breakfast caters for all tastes and his Lordship has hollow legs. I must
introduce him to Libby in Molly's and run. He'll eat her oot o house and
hame.
Chris and the Earl and I got "razzle dazzled". Then we got
the hungers and went to the Red Panda Chinese restaurant across the road. We had
different dishes and shared. Talk about yummy? My Singapore noodles were to die
for and the lads and I cleared our plates. Washed down with Tiger beer and Pinot
Grigio. Hic. Tim and I bade farewell to Chris as we had tickets for Give My Head
Peace at the Grand Opera house. I fell asleep during the second half! Sorry
theatre peeps. The Earl swears he would have nudged me if I'd snore but I
wonder. It was all his fault anyway as he ordered wine for the
interval.
So back to the Europa. Don't remember getting there or
thinking Phillip was an alien. Sorry pet. Found ourselves in the Piano Bar and
met this lovely lady called Brigid. We took to each other right away and share a
penchant for the red hair. We will be friends for life. I thought the cast would
be in the reserved area but it turned out to be a multi billionaire and his
wife. Dear knows what I slabbered about. My Yankee Doodle Dandy relatives no
don't. Sorry sorry sorry. Matthew the barkeep has probably barred me. Sorry
Matt.
Best stay at home and stop drinking copious amounts of
alcohol. At £7 a cocktail my pocket can't sustain it.
I'll be on the raz in the toon soon though. Lock your doors
Friday 27 April 2012
TITANIC
Yours truly madly went to the Big Smoke to meet up with the
Yankee Doodle cousin and the Earl. What a treat. We stayed at the Europa and as
per usual it was my little piece of heaven on earth. The beds are the most
comfortable I have ever slept in and it would be real hard to get up in the
morning if not for the call of the buffet breakfast. There is no way I'm going
near the scales as we decided to push the boat out. No pun intended. Deane's
Seafood restaurant on Howard Street is a wee dander from the hotel. It was a
gastronomic delight but there just isn't enough grub for the price. £29.50 for a
bottle of Riesling one could buy for a fiver in the offy is a tad OTT. The staff
were very attentive, charming and knowledgeable about all the wines and food on
offer and made my evening.
We stopped off at the LinenHall Library on the way to take a
bus tour of the city on Saturday. It's a really lovely place to carry out
research and the leather bound tomes are beautiful to hold. No matter how much
technology progresses there will always be a place in my heart for a
book.
The Concierge recommended the Red Bus Tour but it had just
left and we took the Allen one as it was about to set off. What a titanic
disaster. We got off at the Queen's University/Botanic Gardens/Ulster Museum
stop and established the pick up time. At first I was disappointed with the
museum's ground floor but as we progressed upwards I realised what a
fantastic place it is. Many exhibits are reproductions and are
amazingly lifelike. The guys had to drag me out. We were 10 minutes early for
the pick-up. After half an hour standing in a brisk breeze we called Allen Tours
and were told it would be another 30 minutes before the bus arrived. We elected
to go into The Parlour to thaw out and no sooner had we sat down than the bus
went past at speed. We eventually flagged one down as we were walking back to
the hotel. The tour was way behind schedule and they were going so fast that
we had to hold onto the bars otherwise we would have been tossed off our seats.
If you go to Belfast to see the sights take the Red Bus Tour. They validate your
ticket for 48 hours so you can get back on if you missed something or want to
revisit a stop.
We went to Tony Roma's on University Road for dinner. Sticky
Yum Yum. The ribs are to die for. The menu is in the American style and very
good indeed. The meat fell off the ribs and the baked potato and coleslaw were
delicious sides. Frank packaged my leftover ribs to take out when I got tired
eating. The Earl got a burger that looked like a skyscraper. It was the first
time he hasn't been able to clear his plate.
To cut a long trip short we went to see the Titanic Exhibition
and I blubbed the whole way round. It is very well done. I'm a tad uneasy about
Belfast cashing in on the disaster that took the lives of 1517 people.
Everywhere we went there was merchandise. I bought some things I thought were
really nice, like a little Titanic Bell. It's a sad tale. So many good people
perished and they proved to be very brave indeed. We should honour their
sacrifice.
Monday 2 April 2012
Great Weekend
MAD MANDY MOANS
Great Weekend
It started with a table quiz at the Royal British Legion on Friday night. I nearly died when the starter question was, " What is the first letter of the Russian alphabet?". That Hugh and Mark are bad to the bone and I love them. I put something down for a laugh and it turned out to be correct. Go figure!
Moi was Billy no Mates as I arrived late. No change there then. I will be late for my own demise TeeHee.
Anyway, it was great craic and I believe I acquitted myself well. Thanks to the help of Mad Mandy's Bar Flies who happened to be there at half time. Every time I got an answer from someone else I had to pay up to Martha. You are a sweetheart Babe. Some peeps kept coming up to the bar to look at my answers so my team had to go native and we still got thrashed. Don wouldn't let me touch the winners cup so I tried to abscond with it when he wasn't looking. Got caught.
All credit to the Branch for putting on a great fun night with prizes and delicious sandwiches. All in aid of the Poppy Appeal and the Welfare Fund. Ballymoney Legion do great work and they so need support. Cough up peeps when it's Poppy Appeal Week. Thank you in advance.
I have invented a new cocktail based on a Bloody Mary. It's called the Bloody Mandy and the Dude had to make them so I could have my five a day of celery, tomato juice, lemon juice and celery salt. Add Lea & Perrins Tomato & Worcester sauce and a vodka and goldslager. Lethal. Turns out is sparks my brain just before the legs go. I was firing on all cylinders for a while.
I had to come back on Saturday and the Dude produced one Michaela had left. Waste not want not I say and it went mental from then on.
The lads eventually let me into the inner sanctum aka the snooker room. They are very territorial about this abode. It is dim and in the olden days it would have been all smokey and film noir. Pity I am awful at snooker cause I canny reach. I've challenged them rascals to pool though. Small table.
Andy is in therapy. Dale is in therapy. Ken and Lee and Jason and yours truly madly went to the Golden Horse. I have never had such wonderful food. The buffet is unbelievable. My noodles were delicious and I didn't care that I was making a mess by sucking them up. The lads have great appetites. It's an eat all you want feast and they won't need fed again until next Saturday. I am so going back.
We then had a delicious fresh fruit dessert. I thoroughly recommend the Golden Horse. We are so lucky to have great eateries in our wee toon. Try them all and enjoy.
The night was soured by two brothers fighting outside the Bush Tavern. One took a terrible beating. There is no need for that carry on. The wee lad will probably be scared for life. Thankfully the police and ambulance service were on the ball in no time at all. Wise up freaky peeps.
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